Sunday, January 13, 2013

We are sooooo sorry that we haven't posted in sooooo long! We know that you guys love reading about us sooooo much, but we are soooo busy with each other and don't always have time to blog about every little quibble or passionate encounter...;););)))))) But no worries cuz like we'll blog now. first off, ummmm after multiple minor break ups we are like officially declaring like our like major temporary um possibly temporary break up. before you write a bunch of nasty comments, just know that were more in love than ever sorta but like ali wants to have friends that arent dating, and we felt like in order to grow closer together we have to draw farther apart and stand together in this act of charity towards a person who means so much. anyways so like were friends but without benefits were not in a relationship we are actively pursuing other options. in other words we are...DATING OTHER PEOPLE ONLY OTHER PEOPLE ps. jordan is getting her wisdom teeth out friday and she wants everyone to know. i think that everyone is going to like me more because they pity me. xoxoxoxo love X infinity derek & jordan separately man is that he like might have joy

Thursday, November 1, 2012

XOXOXOXO X infinity

As becomes every couple which is deeply committed to each other's hearts, we have decided to cave to the pressure and CREATE OUR LOVE BLOG! You are welcome. This is Derek writing, but, I mean, what's the difference? We are soooooo alike in sooooo many ways!!!!! Let's write a list of the things we are similar about: we both are of the species homo sapien ok well we don't know each other EXTREMELY WELL yet, but that will come, once we go on a date. BUT if you count every one of our texts, we have been on literally THOUSANDS of dates. So we are going to count it. Oh I THOUGHT of another thing we are similar about: WE BOTH LOVE FROGS ESPECIALLY FROGS!!!!!!!! This will come in a later post, but in the genesis of our relationship, one of the sparks that ignited the forest fire that is our heart-throbbing love was a frog named FROGO BAGGINS WHO WAS THE CUTEST FROG IN THE WHOLE WHIDE WHORLD!!!!!! He also was the reason for one of our "rough patches"(as i've heard them called- don't worry WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER BREAKING UP AGAIN!!!!) but this is once again another post for a later day. ANYways, stay tuned for more of the information you are bloodthirsty for. it's going to take a long time to express everything we have, and you don't. luckily, we have eternityXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:: ;p jorek